G gsus4 G Bb Bbsus4 Bb F Bb F G Gsus4 G

1, 2, 3, 4 G
I declare a thumb war G
1, 2, 3, 4 Bb
I declare a thumb war Bb
1, 2, 3, 4, 5! C G

My hands are nice but just 80% G
The rest is purely hostile intent Bb
Rock, paper, scissors never solved anything F Bb F
Let's have a thumb war G

It's a thumb war! Now don't you scoff G
It's a thumb war! The gloves are coming off Bb
It's a thumb war! Oh now I'm thumbing my nose C
It's a thumb war! They've always been opposed. G

Bow... Shake hands... G

1, 2, 3, 4 G
I declare a thumb war G
1, 2, 3, 4 Bb
I declare a thumb war Bb
1, 2, 3, 4, 5! C G

You said you like Shakespeare, and that's a mistake G
That a man who has thumbs should never make Bb
Romeo and Juliet, right in Act One F Bb F
All those Capulets biting their thumbs! G

It's a thumb war! Now don't you scoff G
It's a thumb war! The gloves are coming off Bb
It's a thumb war! Oh now I'm thumbing my nose C
It's a thumb war! They've always been opposed. G

Bow... Shake hands... G

1, 2, 3, 4 G
I declare a thumb war G
1, 2, 3, 4 Bb
I declare a thumb war Bb
1, 2, 3, 4, 5! C G

G gsus4 G Bb Bbsus4 Bb F Bb F G Gsus4 G

Thumbs up!