I just started stomping around the house singing this. I don't know where it came from but it can stay.
lyrics
I did not stoop to slander; slander stooped to me Em Em Am Em
I did not stoop to slander; he delivered it for free Em A B
Slander went way out of his way F
Just to offer me a salute Em
Musta spent a fortune on gas D
'Cause I ain't an economical route B
I did not stoop to slander; baby I can reach it just fine
I did not stoop to slander; I had in my pocket all the time
Slander ain't that hard to find
It's scrawled in every telephone booth
Besides, is it really slander
If you're telling the truth
(Am I? Ennh.)
I did not stoop to slander; Baby I am standing up tall. Ish.
If Slander photobombed me well it wasn't my doing at all
Don't believe all the things you hear F
Or even all the things you say Em
I did not stoop to slander D
I did not stoop to slander B
I did not stoop to slander D B
I'm just built this way Em (G Em)
(And that's the truth)