Every Pork Chop

from Ye Olde 2015 by Brooke Abbey

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It's a Steven Universe song! Have you watched Steven Universe? OMG WATCH STEVEN UNIVERSE. I am a Pearl but wish I was a Garnet. Or maybe want to take Garnet to dinner and awkwardly smile too much while she doesn't need to eat food. Actually judging from my bedroom I might be Amethyst. ANYWAY TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT.


Gems D
Can summon weapons with a thought D G
And I haven't got the knack yet G Bm
But I've got a burger backpack Bm C
And you work with what you've got C G D

I know that I'd be able D G
To help you with your missions G Bm
I wouldn't be an imposition Bm C
Here, have a soggy bagel C G D

'Cause if every pork chop's perfect G D
You don't get to have HOT DOGS! Bm D
If each potato's perfect G D
You don't get to have FRY BITS! Bm D
If every Gem was perfect G D
There wouldn't be a STEVEN Bm G
And I believe in C
Steven G
Won't you believe with me? A

Gems D
I could write your wrestling story D G
Or make this weird moss bloom G Bm
I could even clean my room Bm C
Well, I won't, but I'll say sorry C G D

And, Gems-- D

All right, Steven you can come along.
Yayyyyy! Steven's coming! And LION!
Steven, that lion keeps trying to suffocate you.


from Ye Olde 2015, track released March 31, 2015




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Brooke Abbey (formerly Brooke Lunderville) is a banjo-playing pharmacist from Vancouver, BC.

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