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Every Darryl
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From an OVFF game in late 2016, I think! At last count my precious Darryls were being used as bait in a horrifying labyrinthine dungeon and uh, kind of being massacred at an amazing rate by the DECREASINGLY WORTHY OF REIMBURSEMENT Heart's-Delvers.

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They ask the bard can I hear a song
Proclaiming love
For my one and only
It isn't hard - the list is long
Of ballads for
Your one and only

But when the bard goes home at night
Does she sing those songs
No, fuck that noise!
For some just one may be all right
But not for me
I need my boys

ALL MY BOYS
...and Darrelena, she's my favourite
ALL MY BOYS
Had better make it back alive

So adventurers! going in to peril!
Heroes of the hourglass and the blade!
Spoken: And fire. Why is everything on fire with you people.
Adventurers: BRING BACK _EVERY_ DARRYL
IF ADVENTURERS WANT TO GET PAID
Adventurers. I trust my point's been made.

Go get 'em! Please?

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from Walking to Valspar - the increasingly angry songs of Melinda Vulluvette, track released October 26, 2016

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Brooke Abbey Vancouver

Brooke Abbey (formerly Brooke Lunderville) is a banjo-playing pharmacist from Vancouver, BC.

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