Write Your Dissertation, Skanky Old Goose

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I made a joke list of old-time song titles, and then actually wrote the music for this one. It's all Blind Lemming Chiffon's fault.

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Write your dissertation, skanky old goose! C F C Gsus4
Or you'll be in our Sunday stew C Gsus4
Write your dissertation, skanky old goose! C F C Gsus4
Or Mama's got a recipe for you! G C

If you're not a post-doc, you'll be on the chopping block. F C Gsus4 C
Write that dissertation now! Gsus4
If your grant runs through, it's in the pot for you. F C Gsus4 C
Better get writing, old fowl! Gsus4 C

Write your dissertation, skanky old goose! C F C Gsus4
Or you'll be in our Sunday stew C Gsus4
Write your dissertation, skanky old goose! C F C Gsus4
Or Mama's got a recipe for you! G C

Being ABD's not enough for me F C Gsus4 C
Write that dissertation now! Gsus4
Schedule your defense or you'll be past tense. F C Gsus4 C
Better get writing, old fowl! Gsus4 C

Write your dissertation, skanky old goose! C F C Gsus4
Or you'll be in our Sunday stew C Gsus4
Write your dissertation, skanky old goose! C F C Gsus4
Or Mama's got a recipe for you! G C
Or Mama's got a recipe for you! G C

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from Stuff from 2012!, track released March 25, 2012

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Brooke Abbey Vancouver

Brooke Abbey (formerly Brooke Lunderville) is a banjo-playing pharmacist from Vancouver, BC.

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